Pues me he encontrado esto y me han dado ganas de hacerlo... a ver que me da ^^

18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[X] You just looked at it
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
[X] People have called you slow.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

---------Version 0.1 -> En cristiano para Salishita ^^-----------


[X] Se te ha caido el chicle de la boca cuando estabas hablando.
[X] Se te ha caido el chicle de la boca cuando NO estabas hablando.
[X] Te has estampado contra una puerta de cristal.
[ ] Has saltado de un vehículo en movimiento.
[X] Has pensado en algo divertido y te has reido en alto, luego la gente te miraba raro.
[ ] Te has estampado contra un arbol.
[ ] Te puedes chupar el codo.
[ ] Acabas de intentar chupartelo.
[X] Nunca has sabido que el Alfabeto u Twinkle Twinkle Little Star tienen el mismo ritmo.
[X] Acabas de intentar cantarlas.
[ ] Te has tropezado con el cordon de los zapatos y te has caido.
[X] Te has atragantado con tu propia saliva.
[ ] Has visto el el Matrix y todavia no lo pillas.
[X] No te has dado cuenta que en la anterior pregunta ponía "el" dos veces.
[X] Acabas de mirarlo.
[ ] Tu pelo es rubio/rubio sucio.
[X] La gente te ha llamado lent@.
[X] Accidentalmente has prendido fuego a algo.
[X] Intentando beber de una pajita, se te fue a los ojos/nariz.
[ ] Te has descubierto babeando.
[ ] Te has dormido en clase.
[ ] Si alguien dice "pedo", te ries.
[ ] A veces simplemente dejas de pensar.
[X] Estas contando una historia y se te olvida de qué estas hablando.
[ ] La gente sacude la cabeza y se aleja de ti.
[ ] A menudo te dicen que uses tu "voz interior"
[ ] Usas los dedos para hacer matemática simple.
[ ] Te has comido un bicho.
[X] Estás haciedo este test cuando deberías estar haciedo algo importante.
[X] Te has puesto la ropa de adelante a atras o del revés y no te has dado cuenta.
[X] Has estado buscado algo por todas partes y descubres que estaba en tu mano, tu pelo o tu bolsillo.
[ ] A veces publicas noticias porque te da miedo de que lo que dicen te pase a ti, incluso aunque sepas que no te va a pasar (N/T: EIN? O.o)
[X] Rompes un montón de cosas.
[ ] Tus amigos saben no usar palabras complicadas cuando estas con ellos.
[ ] A veces inclinas la cabeza cuando estas confus@.
[X] Te has caido de la silla.
[ ] Cuando estas tumbad@ en la cama, intentas encontrar dibujos en el techo.
[ ] Usas la palabra "ummm" varias veces al día.

He sumado otra, que ayer me la debi saltar Ya son 18!!! >.< Estoy rozando la estupidez, que tristeza u.u En fin, nose si estará bien traducido, pero weno! Ahi lo dejo! Espero que lo hagais ^^